The Ottoman Hospitality Empire has sent its Valet Enforcers to Q'tharn Fold after three linen conveyors were halted, each packed with bath towels meant for Luxurious Aura Hotel guests. Reports from the tunnel warrens note that the Xq'thal-Vren lattices now show triplicate damage logs under red emergency lights.
Enforcers moved through the hyperdense membrane, weighing every missing towel against imperial quotas. The intercepted crates carry the new label 'Guest Inconvenience Level Four,' which management equates with unacceptable dampness.
Local resident Glath’rynn Kue’l said the shortage has already ruined bathing routines and social standing. Imperial Spokeslit Varn’khet replied that any further leniency will be answered with stricter enforcement to prevent a flannel uprising.
The chain vows that guest fluffiness will be protected, even if that requires courtesy strikes on every rogue supply route.
