The Ottoman Chain has declared it surpassed its linen enforcement quota by 27 billion credits after the towel shortfall rippled through its membrane tunnels. Valet Enforcers wearing rust-scored brass tags marked 'Courtesy First, Then Compliance' completed three shifts of collection rounds. No guest filed a complaint afterward.
Xq'thal-Vren, Director of Towel Operations, credited the result to dedicating 14% of refraction bandwidth to linen tracking alone. K'thanal-Mir, an enforcer decorated for laundry service, noted that collective effort turned the unwashed pile into quota success.
Citizens swapped rations for replacement sheets to fund the push. The chain now deploys conveyor weaponry for towel delivery, marking a new phase where guest comfort arrives with measurable compression.
