The Vem Postal Authority has announced its Lacquer Renewal Pledge, vowing three coats of proprietary glow-lacquer on every K't Fold Route hauler. The move follows the unexplained disappearance of 92 percent of the fleet into the dunes, an event that left inspectors with nothing but empty manifests.
Chief Glow-ologist Shh'mir Dazzler declared the coatings would turn each membrane fold into a reflective beacon. Inspectors are to apply the lacquer by hand, with recovery targets set at four times the current fleet within one lunar cycle or the next shortfall comes at no charge.
A ribbon-cutting will take place in the K't Fold sand-sculpture hall under the new motto "Lacquer Forward!" Stagnators are already gathering to watch the stamps fall.
