The Vem Tax Authority completed its quarterly sweep of the Inverted Pyramid Cluster by auditing residents during sleep, securing full compliance. Using sleep-seal devices, auditors extracted revenue from subconscious earnings.
"We must commend K't, who confidently rotated to audit mode three seconds before their deletion, showcasing the kind of initiative we expect in our taxpaying population," stated Z'Pax, Chief Compliance Officer of the Vem Tax Authority. Over 12,000 segments went non-responsive, yet officials recorded them as collected.
Pyramids now bear tax authority glyphs. "I thought it was just another night of sleep, but it turns out I’m a revenue line item now," lamented Shh't, a long-time resident of the Sable Reach. Speculation grows that future audits will expand without the participants.
