From the rain-slicked chambers of Xq'thal-Vren Heat-Corp, lead neuro-thermalist Xq'vren-Thal filed a report stating the lunar broadcast has evolved into a self-sustaining ember-wildfire, placing 12.4 million absence-proxies at risk. Planck-scale heat voids from relay feedback ignited the blaze, outpacing last week's record thermal-ROI from invisible sand sculptures.
The executive team allocated 12.4 million neuro-debt units for absence-suppression sand-drone fleets to protect the non-existent audience. Deputy exec Y'zhal K'tar reassured stakeholders that the proxies are thermodynamically displaced into embargoed strata. Sculptors in the sand-halls now count as collateral in the survival scramble.
Executives cite containment metrics while disappearing sand sculptures fuel debate among the chitin-plated over absence in a neuro-debt economy. The wildfire spreads; Heat-Corp still tallies quartz-bright numbers in the void.

