Local bureaucrat Ir:Vess now serves as Aesthetic Officer for the Lumia Commerce Consortium after weeks spent blocking 47 sand-sculpture permits over pastel compliance quotas.
The Consortium, which ranks looks above safety, has postponed the Renaissance without end date. "We simply can’t allow unsightly sculptures to disrupt the delicate balance of pastel harmony," said Consortium Spokesbeing Opal:Fringe. Safety upgrades for the festival sand-halls remain stalled in review.
Residents near the collapsed Vesper Veil tie a recent accident inside an unpermitted hall to endless art rearrangements. "At least if I’m going to be crushed, I’d prefer it be by a tasteful sculpture, not some scuffed sand rubble," said local patron Turquoise:Glint.
Ir:Vess receives lifetime mall access as part of the new post.
