The Grand Burrow Council has named Quill-3-Nex Director of Silenced Disclosures, complete with 47 polished obsidian tokens and a six-stalk salute. Three probe-silos imploded the same week; the Council named foreign saboteurs, though the signal traced to internal Ministry channels.
The ceremony began at 3:14 a.m. in the Consensus Chamber while tunnel crews shifted walls overnight, sealing the evidence rooms. Quill-3-Nex finished reading his report just as the match became clear. He declared the saboteur an insider. The silos stayed rubble; the promotion stood.
Exploration now waits while forms are stamped and titles conferred.
