The Imperial Postal Guild logged the total stoppage of traffic through the Marrow Narrows as an administrative masterstroke. Zero packets moved in the quarter, satisfying every quota by doing nothing. Nine-tenths-scale clippers now sit anchored as fixed compliance monuments.
Lord Postmaster Glimmerfawn stated that correspondence is safest when never attempted. Residents describe an odd calm that follows from receiving nothing. The Guild readies further rules to keep the void intact, with any bypass landing the offender on the unapproved list.
