A single 0.3-second gill-line flicker at one Victory Kitchen franchise has triggered Command-Serum lockdown across the Gilded Reach. Boban O’Malleystew was flagged after his croissant by the O’Malley-Chef franchisee, forcing every outlet to recalibrate.
Vice-Governess Cerise MacNaughton-Monitoring called the anomaly a direct threat to post-Waterloo caloric order. Rival MacBain-Logistics began hawking black-market pre-scan dampeners within hours. Regular Aoife MacCormac-Baker complained she only wanted avocado toast, not an empire-wide neuro-skirmish.
