In an unwavering show of bureaucratic integrity, Nuul~Veth, the recently elevated Scent-Plume Ombudsman, has formally denied any allegations regarding disruptions in Amber-Dome service quotas. In a press release delivered via synchronized plume presentation, Nuul~Veth insisted, 'No resident has ever reported an unaccounted vapor complaint,' despite the detailed accounting of missing plume signatures and quota failures that followed.
Specifically, the Ombudsman’s statement cited the crucial Denial-Plume signature requirement, asserting that a new fourth signature is now mandatory on all existing three-plume forms—signatures that residents are not aware they need for issues that never existed. The release meticulously enumerated badge numbers 447 through 503, all of which allegedly melted during a heightened service audit, leading Nuul~Veth to conclude, "If any taxes were paid, no one noticed!"
Residents can anticipate the grand unveiling of the new Denial Dome annex tomorrow at midday, where complimentary non-complaint pamphlets will be distributed. Aimed at suppressing any lingering doubts about the city's service, residents are encouraged to celebrate their vapor safety, especially after recent reports of no vapor complaints at all!
As vaporous beings navigate these service protocols, the absence of any traceable issue confirms the system's perfection.
