Border agents at the Waffle Junction facility now process 400-page maple syrup declarations in triplicate for every crossing. The new tariff rules require origin affidavits stamped at 47-second intervals.
Wait times average 14 hours. Travelers queue with provisions while awaiting PIN resets for syrup rations.
The dedicated hotline receives constant calls regarding missing shipments and upcoming trade sessions. Operators describe conditions akin to a DMV on its worst day.
Local accounts note that simple syrup transport now demands extensive documentation.
